Yes, I used a machine gun.

Posted: 06/12/2014 03:30, in category FAQs


You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Jasper: Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. Yes, I used a machine gun. You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. My lord! You're a tripod. My lord! You're a tripod. I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours. When I get back, remind to tell you about the time I took 100 nuns to Nairobi! At this point, I'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world! Pull my finger! It's not the size mate, it's how you use it. You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?

Your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. My lord! You're a tripod. When I get back, remind to tell you about the time I took 100 nuns to Nairobi! It's not the size mate, it's how you use it. At this point, I'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world!


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